TMI Tuesday: Ifs, Ands, and Butts

1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself? a. Shinier hair, hands down. b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude. c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired. d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.

My answer to this is actually D. Of the choices above, I'm happy with all of those. I have shiny, healthy hair. My skin is pretty healthy and very soft. My eyes are still pretty young, and whatever lines or wrinkles I see are ones I wouldn't trade for anything. They're the XP of my life showing.

2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?
First, my fear of taking risks.
Second, my regret over some recent friend drama. I regret it happened, but not the outcome. It was for the best.
Third, the nasty old carpet all over my house I really wish I could replace.
Fourth, my 30-mile one-way commute to work. I'm so tired of it.
Fifth, my need to please everyone but myself first.

3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?
I'd buy a 3 bedroom with a large office that has a basement. Two car garage. Nice fenced yard with a deck or patio. Some wood burning fireplaces. Really, all of that sounds indulgent to a point. I've never lived in a super large house, but as a maid I've cleaned them and seen how "stuff" just takes over to fill space. No thank you!

4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a happy ending?
I have not.... yet. It's on the bucket list and I'm super interested in making this happen.

Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?

Well, FHF and I can't decide on which one, for either, so here's a pic of both. You can be the judge.

Spankification: Author of original types of butts poster unknown.
Types of Spanked Butts by Dioneo Daspanca, 2011

Well, FHF and I can't decide on which one, for either, so here's a pic of both. You can be the judge.

About 10 min after the spanking

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